suitcase full of bad



czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

(via mickeysmth)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via walkingconfessions)

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
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