suitcase full of bad



blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via thedevioustaco)

what I say: nice shirt
what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

(via disowns)

"

I don’t care that you got into drugs for three months straight, or how much sleep you lost in that period. I don’t care that you went home and fucked that person and woke up at 6am hating everything about yourself, or that you smoked so much you sounded as though your lungs were giving out.

You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.

You’re just human, and being human means you need to survive and you do so whichever way you deem fit, fuck everyone else.

"

"you’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness" 

WOW

(via i-want-spankings)

this is so important to me

(via theangelsarecoming4you)

(Source: stayygone, via the-doctor786)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via daenystormborn)

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